Welcome to salvation.

space-c0ps:

I don’t know if you guys have seen the recent thefinebros video where they rickrolled famous youtubers

but

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poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

officialunitedstates:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates:

for some reason my watch doesn’t work at night

?? what kind of watch do you have

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

upallnightogetloki:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

realhunterswearplaid:

dek-says-so:

eyona:

supernaturalthreesome:

I can’t believe that it’s allowable to have such a RACIST and CONDESCENDING news report. I already knew CNN was a joke and never liked their reporting but this really is disgusting. I’ve been living in New Zealand for 5 years now, the Maori culture here is pervasive, rich and beautiful and this whole report ignores that, pokes fun at it and is highly disrespectful. 

Please sign the petition for CNN to issue a formal apology. 

This is obscenely ignorant of other cultures

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  Really?  That woman who reported it — I’m not even bothering to look up her name because frankly, she doesn’t deserve that — is a fucking irritant.  Any time I’ve seen her on CNN in the past, it’s a grating, irritating report that she has.  This?  This is fucking racist and xenophobic.  

The mating dance of the Emu?  Fuck your fucking face, you asshole.  CNN has steadily been turning into FoxNews in the last decade, if you ask me.  This just proves it.

Wow, I would like to say that I’m speechless, but I’m not.  Actually, I’ve got quite a bit to say on this.  First and foremost, this is a classic example of racism, and it sounds like it came from a Victorian text rather than a modern day news report.  Their blatant and casual denigration of various native cultures while acting as though uptight suit-and-tie wearing white people is the norm is offensive on so many levels.  So is the disregard of the native greetings.  When people meet with the President in the White House or the royal family in London, aren’t they expected to shake hands respectfully, because that is the custom in the host country?  What the hell is so different about expecting Western diplomats & leaders to observe the same level of respect in other host countries?  Perhaps the only reason these forms of greeting are not even more popular is because of the brutal colonization of Western powers that had done their best over the span of hundreds of years to stamp them out and degrade them—or reduce them to humor like we see here.  Another thing that I noticed in this report was their focus on the semi-nudity of native peoples.  Don’t even get me started on the sort of Orientalist bullshit that is indicative of.  But seriously, I am very offended by this.  Like I said, it seems like something that would have been written at the heyday of imperialism, not 2014 for fucks sake.

A comment from Wiremu Shepherd who was actually involved in the performance above:

"I am of Maori and Polynesian descent. I am a member of the Royal New Zealand Air Force and I was involved in performing the haka powhiri for the royals. This news report was infuriating to watch.

The warrior (or kaiwero) pictured is a Warrant Officer who is in charge of bicultural matters within our air force. He is also one of the most intelligent, articulate, caring, humble people I know. He is fluent in te reo maori (the maori language) and knows our culture inside and out. His tattoos symbolise his genealogy both past and present, and are the result of many months of research. He is very proud of them. And I am sick to death with all the ignorant remarks and racist comments surrounding these pictures.

I am proud of my culture and this reporter just shat all over it. Everyone signing this petition has already listed various reasons why she should apologise so I won’t repeat them. But my message to Ms. Jeanne Moos is this. Fuck you bitch. Uppercut yourself and do some research before you decide to insult an entire race.”

Wow, can you be any more fucking disrespectful of Maori culture, or any indigenous peoples culture for that matter?

Disrespecting the native culture of New Zealand- a culture full of rich history and hundreds of years worth of beautiful tradition- is just absolutely fucking shameful. Not to mention that it smacks of blatant racism.

Fuck outta here, Jeanne Moos. Take your ignorant ass elsewhere.

As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there is a God, but belief in him does no harm. If it helps you in any way, then that’s fine with me. It’s when belief starts infringing on other people’s rights when it worries me. I would never deny your right to believe in a God. I would just rather you didn’t kill people who believe in a different God, say. Or stone someone to death because your rulebook says their sexuality is immoral. It’s strange that anyone who believes that an all-powerful all-knowing, omniscient power responsible for everything that happens, would also want to judge and punish people for what they are.
Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist”  (via thewastedgeneration)

castielandmoriarty:

Supernatural - Not Gag Reels {Part 3}

loki-vulpecula:

structuredminds:

haha oh my god

ahhahaha fuck

sometimes it’s really hard not to hate this country.

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

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